Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.
Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.
Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.
Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.
by dominic_the_donkey August 14, 2009
Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.
My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.
by Amandanaise January 7, 2023