Polish Change

A change that was not based on any rational thought.

A change simply for the sake of change, often for the worse.

"If Brad Pitt were to leave Angelina Jolie for Amy Whinehouse, he'd have to be committed to an insane asylum." No, that is beyond crazy. That is a polish change.

Hugh Hefner turning the playboy mansion into a goat farm is a polish change.

Polish Change by PolesCan'tFly September 15, 2010

Polish oil change 

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

Polish oil change by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

The Polish Chance 

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

The Polish Chance by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011