A non-medical condition in which someone becomes so addicted to anything related to "Pokemon," and tries to pass along any and all information regarding it to their peers by any means necessary
Person 1: Hey man, what's up?
Person 2: Not much, I can't get Jerry to leave me alone with all his Pokemon crap, he keeps telling me how a snorlax can pull ten Pokemon.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that, I guess Jerry has Pokeaids.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).