Plano East Band

The best band in Plano, TX. Also known as The-Band-That- Marched-In-A-Tornado-At-Area-And-Still-Placed-In-The-Top-5-At-Finals. The band hosts an annual marching invitational, and they went to Bands of America Super Regional in San Antonio for the first time in 2010, placing in finals on their first try.

The Plano East band has also recieved a superior rating at the UIL Marching contest for as long as the school has existed (since 1981).

The band program has recieved national recognition and awards for its superior performance and curriculum. Even Mickey Mouse and his fellows at Disney approve of the Plano East band. They're so awesome, the 'B' in 'Plano East Band' needs to be capitalized.

The Plano East band knows how to illuminate the symbols on the path to pursuing their dreams, all the while riding the currents of life.

If that band is able to go to a nationally-recognized marching contest and place in finals without the use of props and other aids, then they are a Plano East band.

Plano Band be hatin' cuz the Plano East Band has Snickers.

Plano West band be hatin' cuz Plano East Band gets to do cool things in their marching shows without looking cheesy and also get to go to Area marching contests. Also, Plano East has more respect for their band than Plano West. Poor Westies...

West: Did you see Plano East Band's show this year?
Senior: Yeah, it's REALLY cool. I wish we could be like them.
West: Why aren't you like them?
Senior: Why aren't YOU like them?

For more information about this awesome band, look it up on Wikipedia.

Plano East Band by clarinetzzz November 29, 2011

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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