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Pitty Friend 

When you fell so sorry for someone (pitty them), usually an outcast, and you're friends with them, even if you don't like them. (You probably won't really like them anyway.)
"Hey he's not my friend, he's my Pitty Friend."
Pitty Friend by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
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pitty friend 

some one you feel bad for because they are picked on and have no freinds so you tell them your theyr freind even though you realy just feel bad for them.
after I told him i was his freind he wont leave me alone i realy hate him hes just my "pitty friend' that stalks me.
pitty friend by theconfusedwombat December 2, 2011

Pity friend 

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.
Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.
Pity friend by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

pity friend 

A friend who you don't really care for, but you talk to them out of pity. You're probably looking to dump them nicely. They probably only have you as a friend and are super clingy.
My pity friend has smelly hair and chews with her mouth open.
pity friend by TreeFlailer December 24, 2014

Pity Friend 

Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.
I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.
Pity Friend by NeonPsycho September 8, 2019

pity friend 

Someone you are only friends with out of pure pity.
My pity friend is fat and obsessed with Inuyasha.
pity friend by Kaity v December 9, 2008

Pity Friending 

Accepting a friend request out of pity.
Pity Friending by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012
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