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you were looking for pineapples but you typed it as Pinapple
Mark: ey bro i'm growing some Pinapples.

Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead
Pinapple by big peepee man123 October 7, 2019
Related Words
pinapple • pina colada • pinaple • Padna • pignant • pignataro • Pinak • Piana • pidar • pidaras

Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
this man 1: wow i really like this pinaple
man 2: you spelt pinaple wrong
man 1: oops lol
man 3: you guys are talking irl how did that happen-
pinaple by dopeshow69420 November 18, 2020
is a Turkish girl name which means "waterspring"

Pinar is a girl who has stunning beauty. You will turn into stone if you look at her eyes for more than 10 seconds. In 5 seconds, if you are lucky enough, you may survive with a serious heart attack. Her smile is so beautiful that you can spend all day just watching her. She is smart like hell and knows everything. If you have a Pinar around you, you will be safe and comfortable forever. If you are the lucky guy who deserves her heart, you should be grateful for her presence every single day. Love the cats, protect children, help the elderly, be a good person.
Guy: “Pinar, I think I’ve fallen in love with you”
Pinar: “You love cats?
Guy: “No!”
Pinar: “Ok, just look at my eyes: 10, 9, 8…”
Pinar by Spring95 November 23, 2021

Pinacoladaberg

The song written and performed by Coconut Pete that Jimmy Buffett ripped off when he recorded Margaritaville.

From the movie Club Dread
"Play Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pinacoladaberg."
"No, Margaritaville!"
"I THINK you mean Pinacoladaberg."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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