Phone Cuff 

When you are on the phone with your boyfriend / girlfriend for hours & hours talking mostly bullshit but in a cute way because you both are enjoying eachother's company.

Friend One : What you doing girl ?

Friend Two : On the Phone With Joshua

Friend One : Phone Cuffin

Friend Two : You Already

Phone Cuff by Firetoohisblunt March 8, 2011

phonecuffing 

When somebody calls you when you're about to start something, in the middle of something, or just want to be left alone. The caller just won't let you go and just keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking. The caller might talk about subjects that you don't know anything about and/or have absolutely no interest in, and just when it seems like he or she is about to let you go, he or she jumps on to a whole new subject. You can be stuck in this situation for hours.

phone rings

VICTIM: Hello?
PHONECUFFER: Hey, there's this one really weird question on the physics homework
VICTIM: Okay, let's see…

10 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: Yeah, thanks man.
VICTIM: No problem.
PHONECUFFER: By the way, did you hear about that idiot?
VICTIM: Oh yeah!

16 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: But then I realized that 5 Hour Energy is better than Vault.
VICTIM: That's cool, but I've got this paper that's due in 72 hours.
PHONECUFFER: I see.

27 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: And so I dug it up on YouTube last night and I thought it was mediocre.
VICTIM: Yeah…
PHONECUFFER: I mean people think he's an idiot…
VICTIM: Un-huh…
PHONECUFFER: But really he can be hilarious, like when…
VICTIM: (thinks "I have a paper to work on and he's talking about the crappiest move that was ever made.")

38 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: But then I realized that if you stand eight feet away, you get the most accuracy.
VICTIM: That's cool, but I really need to work on that paper.

22 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: So he just stared off into space and was like "Whoa!".
VICTIM: (monotone) That's weird. (thinks "I've told him about the paper six times and he's still phonecuffing me!")

phonecuffing by Daedalus Suburbanus June 1, 2010

Phonecuffed 

A metaphor that describes the physical appearance of being handcuffed by holding ones cell phone in both hands. The result of overuse of ones cell phone causing one to appear to be handcuffed without wearing handcuffs but physically restricted as if they were actually wearing handcuffs.

My son spent all day phonecuffed and now he is behind on his chores.

Phonecuffed by art4darkART4DARK March 7, 2017