phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

philregan 

To hook up with a chick regardless of where they've been.

Dude, I can't believe you philreganed last night at that party. You might wanna get checked.

philregan by Urbanswagger December 16, 2009

time release phailure 

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

time release phailure by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

phigure 

A phigure is defined as a girl or a woman, who is not definitely not a A dot. (A.)

sappa phigure
ommala pi phigure
gum phigure

phigure by dowdiya October 17, 2008

phailure 

When the Phillies lose it is classified as Phailure.

Did you see that phailure last night.

phailure by MangerCo April 22, 2011

philiure 

The state of mind that you cannot succeed even if you attempt to fail, and at any point in life that your name is Fizz and your so metro, or "happy" that you talk about cyber intelligence all day.

gosh i didnt pass my test today.. im such a philiure!

philiure by Mr. FukUdoME May 8, 2008

philaremdiscas 

A hair that protrudes from the pee hole of the penis.

Dude, grab this philaremdiscas and pull it out.

philaremdiscas by Lil' Brittle August 17, 2006