Peedee 

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014

Mr phee 

Mr phee, the pheedo, the starter of pheedism the all mighty 6ft headteacher of st mungos. He likes to live under beds and in wardrobes.

Child= I heard a noise under the bed
Mum= don’t worry it will just be mr phee

Mr phee by An s69 June 2, 2021

sofa king stew peed 

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

Peedar 

The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).

"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."

Peedar by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012

Pheels 

The feelings you feel looking at Phan.

Person 1: DID YOU SEE HEART-EYES HOWELL?
Person 2: OMG YES HOW DO I DEAL WITH THESE PHEELS?

Pheels by phandom09 July 11, 2016

Phaedra 

Phaedra is a very beautiful girl, who may seem cold on the outside. But if you can get close enough to her you’ll see that she is an amazing person who cares deeply about everyone in her life. She will be one of the best girlfriends you’ve ever had, Phaedra will always put your needs first and will never cheat.

“Phaedra seems like such a bitch.”

“She’s really not once you get to know her!”

Phaedra by Lifeisgood1378 December 5, 2017