The Perfect Pull Up is when one male( usually naked) does a traditional pull up while another male (also naked) , facing towards them, does a pull up simultaneously while wrapping their legs around person #1 . This novelty gay sex act is a source of pleasure and exercise.
by sheeeplove May 17, 2011
The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.
Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.
by King Aus10 March 07, 2009