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Penisong 

When you change the words of a song you are singing, and relate almost every line to a penis.
Penisong to the "Fireman Sam" Theme
"Fucking through the penis streets, sucking penis as he greets. He's always on a penis, penis ham, with his penis bright and green, penis ham, you can not ignore, penis is the penis next door."
Penisong by Bryian. February 25, 2009
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Pennionaire 

"Yo man, that guy has so many pennies!"

"Yeah, he's a pennionaire."
Pennionaire by bfftladawiahoh October 22, 2012
a fancy word for dick meat, like how red meat is called venison.
person 1: hey, did you eat any venison for dinner?

person 2: not much, but in bed i found some pretty hefty penison.
penison by pedobeeeeaaaar October 20, 2011

Alfred lord penison 

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit
I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class
Alfred lord penison by D Flawless February 22, 2022
when two penises think in unison
guy 1: dude, that girl is hot

guy 2: dude, she is hot

guy 1: ya, our penises are in penison
penison by SEXY SANJ April 25, 2010

penisonic 

Go-pro's main competitors included penisonic and Kodak
penisonic by D Flawless September 14, 2020

penniston 

A made-up sponsor for top gears 24 hour race car.
The bbc wouldnt let top gear use real sponcors so jeremy clarkson created "penniston" for the left side of the car.
penniston by ames-j December 10, 2011