Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.
My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
by Metroid22 January 22, 2022