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Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy
by The AAC December 30, 2015
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