Being sexually attracted to the feet of dead, baby, hairless animals, who are covered in feces, and are on fire.
Jake is a fucking pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophiliac. He needs to go see a psychiatrist that specializes in pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia.

Pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia is considered to be the most common form of sexual arousal.
by Quacker1 February 17, 2008
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