pedistifle 

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

pedistifle by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006

pedestooling

When you keep on placing someone on a metaphoric pedestal. Therefore you think nothing they do is wrong and the person is just the most awesome human being ever no matter what.

Girl and a guy are having a conversation, and during the conversation he keeps on saying how wonderful she is and how amazing she is, ie. he thinks she's too good for him, And the girl says to him "stop pedestooling me".

pedestooling by No.2 the surfer coach October 1, 2010

Pedistil 

n.: 1. 'Pedestal' for dummies, commonly used in the Inuyasha fandom.
2. *CENSORED!!!1*

sorry for pushing you off your pedistil...

Pedistil by shijodori December 10, 2004

pedifool 

A pedophile that mistakes a midget for a child.

Seth: "What's a pedifool?"
Stephan: "it's that thing where a pedophile mistakes a midget for a child and just goes with it"

pedifool by moreritz January 20, 2015

penistologist 

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

penistologist by Jordaninator August 22, 2011

Dick pedastool 

A handcrafted pedastool used to help hold up a huge penis during a blowjob.

He was so big i had to use my dick pedastool last night so my arms wouldn't get tired holding it up.

Dick pedastool by Alpha645 March 3, 2017

Penistootpoop 

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Penistootpoop by Hhshjfjdjx December 21, 2021