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Peaker Slap 

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.
Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!
Peaker Slap by johnny :'( December 1, 2011
Words you can keep

pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling
dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.
pecker slap by J-$ December 28, 2005

pecker-slap 

A sexual act that Paris Hilton is quite accustomed to....being slapped in the face with a floppy dick.

Also used as a slang term for getting your ass kicked in a game of some type.
OMG LOL I just got finished getting pecker-slapped playing counterstrike.
pecker-slap by The Toe August 6, 2004

Pecker slap

To be slapped in the face with a erect, semi-erect, or soft penis often leaving a mushroom stamp or other shaped red mark on the face.
Aaron scrubbed his acne-covered forehead so hard, his dad told him it looked like he had been pecker slapped.

Jim was pissing me off at work so I pulled out my dick and pecker slapped his ass!

Miranda forgot my balls were sensitive when giving me head so I gave her a nice pecker slap on the cheek.
Pecker slap by Papathepotato November 13, 2016

pecker slap

when one backhands another in the tesicular region resulting in pain and pecker-slapped falling to his knees
i pecker slapped that faggot because he wouldnt shut up

pecker slap

when one backhands another in the testicular region for being a fag and watches them fall to their knees in pain and laughs
shut up before i pecker slap you, you fag
pecker slap by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 21, 2005

peckerslap 

A better, less formal way of saying someone is to be slapped with a penis.
American: Dude, are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yes. Why?

American: You live in an igloo and have a pet beaver. Hahaha

Canadian: I'm going to peckerslap you.
peckerslap by Dustin April 19, 2005
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I hit a real purple patch.

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