1. "That calculus test blew my mind like a Paradoxashit."
2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*
*long silence*
Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.
2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*
*long silence*
Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.
by youreceivethehole7 August 7, 2009