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Panty Pearl 

i.e. (1) Aunt Flow's early bird gift that she sends the day before a woman's menstration.
(2) An add-on device that can be placed on vibrating underwear. The Panty Pearl should be placed towards the front of the undercarriage.
(3) A woman's early morning suprise after a long night of vigorous sex.
(1) "I hate it when I forget to wear panty liners the day before my period...my panty pearl ALWAYS ruins my underwear!"
(2) "Oh George, I love the new Panty Pearl you bought for my vibrating panties! Now when you're out of town, I can enjoy myself too!"
(3) "Thomas, we need to stop having so much late night sex! The clean up that comes with a morning panty pearl always makes me late to work!"
Panty Pearl by Hotluva October 22, 2009
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pearl panty 

The result of a man humping between a partner's ass cheeks (or withdrawing at the height of anal sex) and shooting his hot reward. The charming scene of a warm sticky load of cum on and about the lower back and crack.
She's not much for swallowing, but she'll sport a pearl necklace in style. Last night, I surprised her with a pearl panty. She wore it like a queen, and called her sister in to show off!
pearl panty by Traitor Vic November 15, 2006

pearly panty gates

slang term for the greatest organ ever, the pussy!
dude, last night i crossed the pearly panty gates

pearl party 

When 2 or more women engage in a excessive masturbation session
Gurl, are you still coming to the pearl party this Saturday, we got magic mike and pink moscato.

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026