palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.

"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"

by stabthehole October 02, 2011