"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"
"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016
When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 24, 2011