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Ospuze
Owned by Sophia Petronelle and made from Tiger Fruit™ grown on the South-Atlantic Landfill, Ospuze™ is the Only Energy Drink you will ever need. All power and No sugar, Ospuze™ gives you the Energy you need to keep Popping, Pouring and Performing in the Arena.
Side Effects of Excessive Ospuze™ Consumption may induce; Dehydration, Insomnia, Disorientation, Sensory Overlap, Multilingual Roaring, Elevated Heart Rate, Visual Sharpness, Skin Detachment Syndrome and possible Death.
Tiger Fruit ™is a trademark of Trentilla™, The Food of Tomorrow.
Pop. Pour. Perform is a registered trademark of Ospuze™. Under no Circumstances should "Pour" precede "Perform"
Drink Responsibly.
Side Effects of Excessive Ospuze™ Consumption may induce; Dehydration, Insomnia, Disorientation, Sensory Overlap, Multilingual Roaring, Elevated Heart Rate, Visual Sharpness, Skin Detachment Syndrome and possible Death.
Tiger Fruit ™is a trademark of Trentilla™, The Food of Tomorrow.
Pop. Pour. Perform is a registered trademark of Ospuze™. Under no Circumstances should "Pour" precede "Perform"
Drink Responsibly.
"I haven't seen this much excitement in a Game since I drank six cans of Ospuze before going on air."
"Let's hope the contestants have better control over the platform, than you do of your Pro Juice Intake Scotty!"
"Let's hope the contestants have better control over the platform, than you do of your Pro Juice Intake Scotty!"
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