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Orange Crush Incident: An unexplainable and spontaneous sexual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric participants, spreading Orange Crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.
After the Orange Crush Incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled Orange Crush soda.

Based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the Orange Crush Incident.
by CC Mirage August 30, 2010
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