Olney is a small town that is quite uneventful. Every resident knows this and spends what time they could be spending driving somewhere else complaining about how there is nothing to do. It is a town where everybody looks forward to the weekend buts never does anything once the weekend actually arrives. The secret is--most people love it anyways(with the exception if HS students that is). It's the quaint and simple town that forces the relaxation of boredom back into a small portion of this fastpase world
*anybody not from Olney MD* "hey where's there a Chipotle around here"
"Let me look it up. There's one in 'ale-knee?'"
"Where?"
by Hiorhey August 14, 2014
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