(Sexual Act) A Nutty Hosepipe is the act of licking the rim of a male's anus whilst they are urinating into a toilet.
My god Margaret, I know you were quite keen on Arthur but giving him a Nutty Hosepipe was a bit far, he doesn't wipe after all!
by Chrisness2010 January 03, 2010
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