A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".
Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."
Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."
Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."
by Archie604 April 7, 2010