Nuke Dukem

When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.

I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.

Nuke Dukem by Steven Langston April 13, 2007

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nuke the duke

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties

Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.

nuke the duke by marky skaggs August 31, 2008

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nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

nuke and duke by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

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duke nuke

to have haemeroids real bad

the reason im always pissed off is on account of my bad case of duke nuke

duke nuke by bhb August 16, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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