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An IRC lover that enjoys listening to internet radio and sitting on his fat ass all day long. He wants everything but isn't willing to put any money towards his goals and looks to other, most commonly people named "Aucun" to pay for the bills. >.>

Nuk3d is a name that means Nuked, but in a weird computer no lifer lang made by a fat 30 year old in this mother's mother's basement.
<Aucun> Hey Nuk3d!
<Nuk3d> nou
<John> GTFO
<Nuk3d> nou
* Aucun slaps Nuk3d
<Nuk3d> nou
by Aucun November 13, 2010
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