Nuclear Cruise Share definition Flag A better name for a Long Island Iced Tea. Only to be used on a Funship. Preferably with Shelia and Non-Shelia "Yo Armand, can we have a round of Nuclear Cruises, gotta get ready to stanky leg at the D-Y-NASTY" Nuclear Cruise by Nard Dawg March 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Nuclear Cruise mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch