North Haverhill

A small town nessled in the middles of the woods in New Hampshire. Its beautiful if you love constant sense of de ja vu. "This looks familiar, I think I've been here before. Yep, that tree definitely looks familiar. But then, there ARE nothing but trees here."

This small town leaves little to do by way of entertainment, and typical night consists of partying in a friend's basement playing games like Asshole and King's Cup, both of which games roughly translate to "get drunk and naked."

Those are aren't showing some skin under the influence of liquor are stupified by gaming graphics that give their stoner brains a "workout".

A place of small town drama and politics combined with a teenage population with raging hormone levels (must be something in the water) leaves the casual visiter longing for escape, or at least a few keychains engraved with "how to keep an idiot busy-> turn over" on both sides to make things interesting.

North Haverhill, New Hampshire is an end all death trap. You'll never get out once you get in.

North Haverhill by Isabella, daughter of darkness July 23, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007