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Noonie Mouse 

Is a Rodent Species, most commonly the white-footed mouse (Peromyscus leucopus) commonly found in Canada, England and South Africa among other countries. These rodents migrates from one region to another and is known to carry a disease called SocioEconomicoDisruptus(SED)- Level 3. This disease is not generally passed from rodent to human in the infested region, however has been. SED-Level 3 is known to strongly produce a human-like behavior known as Sociopathic Dysfunction. Some Symptoms of this human-like behavior are as follows.
Superficial charm
Apparent lack of remorse or empathy; inability to care about hurting natives
Narcissism, elevated self-appraisal or a sense of extreme entitlement
Tendency to violate the boundaries and "rights" of others
Disruptive and Aggressive, sometimes violent behavior; prone to causing fights
Rodents with SEDof antisocial personality disorder often experience difficulties with authority figures.
The Noonie Mouse is now reported to infest Countries like the Cayman Islands and many other regions where 'Pest Control' is minimal.
Noonie Mouse by Acero April 18, 2009
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012