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The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.
Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk

Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master
by TheNynjaBynja August 20, 2016
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