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food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.
Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*
by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013
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