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nincontinent 

A medical condition that causes people to not realise they have a bladder problem in the middle of the dance floor. Exacerbated by the use of glow sticks, glow bracelets and other luminescent evening wear.
Take a look at Janet glowing over there on the dance floor making a runner for the powder room. She's so nincontinent.
nincontinent by Vinny the Poohlet. December 15, 2011
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Nicoline 

A nicoline is beautiful, inside and out. She dont know how beautiful she truly are. She is the moon, the sun and all of the stars all at ones. Her laugh can make everybody feel good, and laugh too. Her smile is the most precious, beautiful thing you will ever see in your entire life! A nicoline is kind and good, but of course she can have bad days to. She will deny that she is pretty, smart, funny, the sweetest, but everybody knows that she are all of those things. A dreamer she is, and the most nicoliner is not good at most sport, but everything else, they are beyond good at! A nicoline is good. A nicoline loves her friends, but only the friends that she knows that loves and support her. She can be sad, mad, happy, curious and all of the feelings. A nicoline has a really really good booty, and all the boys knows that too. She is every boys dream girl, and all of the girls idol. She mystery and sexy ladie, all at ones.
a nicoline is beautiful.
See! over there!
where?
there! the girl with the beautiful smile and laugh, and the long hair, and the beautiful eyes.
thats definitely a nicoline, and my dream girl!
mine to!
Nicoline by nina hadid September 30, 2016
Usually depicting someone who not only looks like a goddess, but also seems innocent and sweet.
She has the most adorable personality when you have encounter her. Has the greatest smile. She is into long-term relationships and she's loveable and passionate. The true meaning of wifey material. She is the most trustworthy friend you can ever have.

She is known for being incredibly intelligent and good at everything. Teachers love her and students hate her. She is beauty and brains. Regarded by most as best thing thats ever happened to them. She's also that kinda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Nikoline is a dreamgirl!
So if you have an Nikoline you better never let her go!!!
Guy: Jesus, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Girl: Oh yea, she was an Nikoline. I wish i was her.
Guy: She is like a totally dreamgirl! I think everyone wants to be her.
Nikoline by Namemeaning1 April 19, 2020

Nicoline 

gorgeous eyes! Warm personality, fun to be around. very loyal and beautiful!!
Nicoline is so beautiful, she makes your heart skip a beat!
Nicoline by everybodyelse December 23, 2008
The female edition of the name Niko.
Usually depicting someone who not only looks like a goddess, but also seems innocent and sweet on top, but turns out to be naughty underneath.
Dude #1: You remember the girl i hooked up with last night?
Dude #2: The totally innocent good looking one?
Dude #1: Yeah, turns out she's a total Nikoline.
Nikoline by Monkzaon June 12, 2010

Nincontinence 

(Nintendo + Incontinence)

Staying up all night wiiing.
"Hey why were you late to work this morning?"

"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."
Nincontinence by Pistol Pete Maravich February 16, 2008
The opposite of being "online".
"My mom is so technologically challenged, she is always nonline"

"Stop living on your computer, work on your nonline life!"
Nonline by Adunning January 17, 2008
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