Tim: Our engineers setup a new storage system in our office, it's called a NetApp. It's really good, it breaks during the middle of the day on mild workloads and creates a consistent job security for engineers.

Steve: Sounds like a union gig, must be running CDOT!

John: Hey did you hear Tim got a new job at company XYZ? He's going to have a bad time, they use NetApp ...

Jacob: Oh man, I feel sorry for him! He'd have a better time with an alabama hot pocket