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Matt Nasty 

When you're having sex with a fat person, you slide your penis inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly button.
Person A: "You had sex with someone THAT fat?!"
Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"
Matt Nasty by Bryan Z. July 28, 2006

nasty mattress 

an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc
my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in piss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty
nasty mattress by nasty mattress September 24, 2016