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Nopa noki noli 

While it may sound Hawaiian, this term is not. It refers to a demographic of people who have "No parents, no kids, no love interest." In other words child-less singles who's parents have passed away. Often used in context of guest lists at holiday parties. "Maybe we should invite him to Easter dinner. He's a nopa noki noli."
"Maybe we should invite him to Easter dinner. He's a nopa noki noli so he has nowhere else to go."
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nopalitas 

In Spanish this means "small cactus". In American slang this a reference to a small penis. A nopalitas is a person who compensates for their lack of penis length by telling tall tales. It is a unique form of "small-man" syndrome. Can be used like a tribal name (e.g. Rising Sun) and in this case is capitalized.
He said the clerks boobs were as big as my head, but seeing that this was coming from Nopalitas, I adjusted the picture in my head down to DD cups.
nopalitas by GetRDone December 22, 2006

Nopal en la frente 

A term from Mexico used to describe a self-hating Mexican mestizo or full blooded native American who has extremely obvious native American facial traits, yet denies this and pretends to be a white guy from Spain by telling you a story about his nonexistent great grandmother with blonde hair and blue eyes. In Mexico, these self-hating mestizos desperately deny their obvious native American DNA even though their ancestors were Aztec, Mayan, Purepecha, Tlaxcatec and other native American groups. Instead, they ignore that and pretend that they are 100% white from Spain. They usually call others prieto despite being dark skinned themselves. When they move to the US they only hang out with white people and always talk about how much they hate Mexico in order to get approval from their white friends who think he's a weird Uncle Tom anyways.
Guy#1: Hey why does that prieto deny his Mexican native ancestry and pretends to be a white Spaniard?
Guy#2: Idk bro, he has el nopal en la frente, pretty obvious he's from Mexico and not Spain; he looks like Montezuma.
Nopal en la frente by Nezahualcoyotl December 22, 2018
the act of being an outlaw. to break rules and live without regret.
-created by Kellie Blackstone in early 2006-
Paul: dude thats against the rules...
Kellie: i'm a nopalop, i dont care.
also...
I'm a nopalop baby, you aint neva gonna bring me in
Nopalop by Kellie27355 April 12, 2008

Nopantscore 

nopantscore is an aesthetic which forbids wearing pants, skirts, dresses, and underwear let's your balls breathe
Have you seen your mom's outfit? it's so nopantscore!
Nopantscore by Wesker's real gf January 4, 2022
“nopan” (no pantsu).
Nopan Anime
Nopan by JmWell February 12, 2010

Cara de Nopal 

A person that looks and is of Hispanic descent (Brown Skin or any Hispanic features) most of the time Mexican but only speaks English and barely any Spanish
Juan: ¿Aye mijo Saber dónde está la Sección de Herramientas?

Carlos: Uhh…. what? me no speak Espegnol or whatever

Juan: No mames puto cara de nopal
Cara de Nopal by BigPapi31 July 6, 2021
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