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NJ Devils 

A team that is by far the laughing stock of the NHL!

A team that will NEVER win another Stanley Cup!

A team that bored the life out of hockey with "The Trap!"

A team that cried their poor little hearts out, to gain the rights to Scott Stevens, who didn't even want to play for NJ!

As the great one "Wayne Gretzky" himself said, "A Mickey Mouse Club!"

An NHL team with the stupidest and dumbest fans alive! How on earth can Devil fans be dumb enough to chant "Rangers Suck" when they aren't even playing the Rangers? Duh!!!

Satanic people root for Devils... Have fun in hell when you all die!

All female Devil fans are whores that cheat and/or will cheat on their lovers, and all male devil fans are bitches that paint their lovers toenails!
Devils suck!!!

If I was a loser, I would like the Devils!

The Rangers are a better team than those pitiful Devils!
Trevor: Man, I love the NJ Devils

Corinne: I do to!! they are great

Josh: wow

Trevor: I like the Devils, is there something wrong with that?

Josh: No, there is something wrong with you
NJ Devils by jbearr669 October 21, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004