NAIT Syndrome 

In reference to the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology, or NAIT. The syndrome affects any and all students who attend the facility, and even some pedestrians walking by. Common symptoms of NAIT Syndrome are severe mental retardation, loss of bowel control, and loss of previous education. NAIT syndrome actually makes an individual lose their high school education. Individuals who suffer from NAIT syndrome are not aware of their ailment, and the only known cure is to go back to any other school for the same number of years as they attended NAIT.

Someone without NAIT syndrome, "Hey could you open that door for me?"
NAIT student, "DERP!!" Shits pants and runs into door.

Someone without NAIT syndrome, "You might want to get rid of your NAIT syndrome."

NAIT student, "AHHH DERP!!" Shits pants.

NAIT Syndrome by Deevoded January 12, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008