My Friend Your Friend 

The clear definition and rules of this buddy system are as follows...
When an introduction of a conquest and/or person of interest takes place in a social setting, and to clarify the person you are introducing them you are currently hooking up or intend to hook up with the person you are introducing to another friend. When stated "My friend", you imply that the person you are introducing is fair game to make a move on.
When stated "Your friend" means she is spoken for and YOU may not, make a move on, and should respect that YOU have plans in place and/or have already done enough ground work to seal the deal.

Warning: Buddies that violate the rules of My Friend Your Friend, may be subject to multiple cock blocking, harassment, ridicule and organized swooping by other buddies...

Habitual violators may earn the dishonorable title Harbor Shark see additional definition

Theory is:
Buddies are welcome to sleep with "My Friends" but not "Your friends"

This is the examples of my friend your friend.

Hey Dave, This is my friend Bertha. (Buddy system code for she is fair game)

Hey Dave, This is your friend Trixie. (Buddy system code for I'm already on it and want it... don't harbor shark me)

My Friend Your Friend by Haywood Jablowmie pdxx July 18, 2010

Your my friend now 

When you pick up someone random that you don’t know and say your friends and are going to have soft tacos

Picks up mouse

“Your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos!”

Your my friend now by Pancake c. April 3, 2021

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life 

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life by Soyolmaa June 2, 2018

your not my friend anymore

the ultimate offence for preps and foundations alike.

David: your not my friend anymore!
alex: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

your not my friend anymore by bewitchedgames September 10, 2018

your.just.my.friend 

This is flo aka the coolest miraculous tiktoker 💪

“hey do you know any good miraculous accounts?”
“yeah! your.just.my.friend is the best and loves having mutuals!”

your.just.my.friend by flo.the.fragrance October 14, 2021

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number? 

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number? by may saliva July 29, 2025

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry by sdinaz October 23, 2023