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The act of giving a female a mustache ride when the following criteria are met:

-The female is under the age of 18 (or whatever your legal age of adulthood is pending on country/state; does not apply in Mexico.)

-The ride-giver must be in possession of a luxurious, well groomed mustache.

-The ride-giver must be at least twice the age of the rider.
Mort loves to hit up the Elementary School across the street after work; he is such a mustachatory rapist.

Merwin was totally busted again for mustachatory rape, that's the third case on his record! That means he is never allowed to be in possession of a mustache again!
by The Chili Ringer April 10, 2011
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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