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Mushy Buscuit

A game in which a group of people gather round a buscuit. They then proceed to pull down their trousers, whip out their cocks and masturbate furiously. The idea is to splooge onto the buscuit as fast as you can. The last person to ejaculate onto the buscuit is forced to eat it.
Speaker A: "Hey guys, let's play us some Mushy Buscuit!"

Group: "Alright!"

Speaker B: "Ugh...Ugh...Ahhh...Alright!"

Speaker A: "Ahhhh...Aw, thank god."

Speaker C: "Wait, you guys are done already? ...Fuck."
Mushy Buscuit by Yan Y. July 15, 2007
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mushy biscuit 

A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.
"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."
mushy biscuit by James Cameron November 28, 2007

Mushy Biscuits 

When a group of men or women compete to be the last to ejaculate on a biscuit. Whoever ejaculates first has to eat the biscuit that everyone else has cum upon.
"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
"What'd you have to do when you lost?"

"I had to eat the cum-biscuit..."

musky biscuits 

Dirty ass.
Honey you need to go wash your musky biscuits
musky biscuits by waternymph April 20, 2016
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