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Multidimensional Mechanics

The branch of physics describing how objects move through all dimensions simultaneously, accounting for the fact that every object exists not just in 3D space but across the entire dimensional spectrum. In multidimensional mechanics, your position isn't a point—it's a vector with components in every dimension, most of which you can't perceive. Your movement through 3D space is just the visible projection of a much more complex multidimensional trajectory. This explains why you sometimes feel like you're going in circles even when you're walking straight—your multidimensional vector is looping through higher dimensions while your 3D projection plods along.
Example: "She tracked her multidimensional mechanics through a typical day. In 3D, she went from bed to kitchen to office. In 4D, she was also moving through time, aging slightly. In 5D, she was branching into probability spaces where she'd made different choices. In 6D, she was apparently visiting a beach. She had no memory of the beach, but her multidimensional coordinates showed she'd been there. She decided not to question it."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016