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Mayor McCheese
A McDonalds restaurant character that has been retired for a while now. He had a hamburger for a head.
Mayor McCheese by Ryan Thompson January 18, 2004
Related Words
mrcheese • Mr Cheesecake • mr cheese sauce • McCheese • macheesemo • MBCheese • MBCheeseHb • McCheesen • mcheese • MocheeseMa
Pits McCheeseburger
A term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied, repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have "pit stains" as a result of profuse sweating originating from the massive amount of body fat present in the individual's body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. Hense... Pits McCheeseburger
"Ahh dude check out Pits McCheeseburger over there!"
"Yeah man, that nasty bastard just ate another burger! Thats like 5!!"
"Yeah man, that nasty bastard just ate another burger! Thats like 5!!"
Pits McCheeseburger by Scott Plunkett May 29, 2006
Mayor McCheese
A colleague who consistently leaves work ('cheeses it') much earlier than expected, leaving you wondering whether they are actually employed part-time.
"Hey, where's Padma?"
"Sorry buddy, Mayor McCheese has already cheesed it"
"What?! But it's only 3pm!"
"Sorry buddy, Mayor McCheese has already cheesed it"
"What?! But it's only 3pm!"
Mayor McCheese by jimmy tsolakis January 6, 2009
McCheese
To state with absolute certainty that you will be at an event, then fail to show up without canceling. Usually characterized by also failing to respond to any attempts at communication by those who are waiting.
Differs from other forms of flaking or canceling late, as the offending party does not communicate their non-attendance, and does not respond to any attempts to figure out where he is.
Differs from other forms of flaking or canceling late, as the offending party does not communicate their non-attendance, and does not respond to any attempts to figure out where he is.
Mr cheese
Mr cheese by Care of cream December 1, 2020
macheesemo
A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.
or;
a canned cheese mustache
or;
a canned cheese mustache
macheesemo by Don't you know February 5, 2008
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