A term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied, repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have "pit stains" as a result of profuse sweating originating from the massive amount of body fat present in the individual's body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. Hense... Pits McCheeseburger
"Ahh dude check out Pits McCheeseburger over there!"
"Yeah man, that nasty bastard just ate another burger! Thats like 5!!"
A colleague who consistently leaves work ('cheeses it') much earlier than expected, leaving you wondering whether they are actually employed part-time.
To state with absolute certainty that you will be at an event, then fail to show up without canceling. Usually characterized by also failing to respond to any attempts at communication by those who are waiting.
Differs from other forms of flaking or canceling late, as the offending party does not communicate their non-attendance, and does not respond to any attempts to figure out where he is.
We all waited around for him to show up, and called to ask where he was, but he totally McCheesed us.
A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.