Mr Crompton 

1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.

Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.

Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.

2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.

3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.

1.

Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"

Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."

Sandra: "Thats what I said"

2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.

3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.

Mr Crompton by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010

mr crumpton 

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

mr. tom compton 

As foster would say a bomb ass main who pumps um and dumps um the new beer pong champ after beating joe and jeffery an sucks ass at monkey ball yet not as much as lee. Owner and maker of the half awake looking peace sign "What Up" Not from compton what so ever.

Attention in the diningroom tom is gay!

Mr. Tom compton the only man who has ever been known to have shockerd himself

To do the offical Mr. tom compton greeting first close eyes half way, stick up your index and middle finger then slowly say whhaatt uupp.

mr. tom compton by lucas mcpenis September 18, 2008