Mount Aloywalkanigga (n)- a d3 catholic college conveniently located in bumfuck nowhere. also known as Mount Aloysius, this school is overpopulated with manwhores and ugly females. due to lack of extracurricular activities (football, wrestling, real sports, etc.) the students on this campus are left with 3 options for ...entertainment: eating the shitty food at the cafeteria, smoking massive amounts of marijuana or of course the Mountie favorite; fornication.
friends: so dude, where are you gonna go to college?
victim: i don't know guys, i'm probs gonna go to Mount Aloywalkanigga to play softball.
victim: i don't know guys, i'm probs gonna go to Mount Aloywalkanigga to play softball.
by kline99 November 24, 2010