Moses Mobile

ANY emergency vehicle driving down the street, with it`s sirens going.

"Dude, get out of the way, the Moses Mobile is coming"

Moses Mobile by giggitygiggitygoo May 13, 2008

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Moses Mobile

During a conversation that you do not wish to participate in, and there being no polite way out. Someone will call you on your cell phone giving you the opportunity to leave said conversation politely.

Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.

Annoying Bitch: So anyways, Jo-Ann and I were walking in the department store and..

You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)

*Your cell rings*

You: Oh sorry I have to take this

Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior

You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one

Moses Mobile by The fucking savior bitch April 13, 2009

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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