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Moose Ears

1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

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MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !
by isscaredofmoose May 8, 2009
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moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers
don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!
by don mote July 31, 2007
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mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.
A good photobomb is doing the mickey mouse ears.
by phobioid March 1, 2012
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Mickey Mouse Ears

when a large chested woman is wears a black shirt and places her breasts on your head.
paris hilton couldn't give mickey mouse ears pam anderson sure could
by Ride4CwB May 13, 2005
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mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.
Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.
by drzygote June 21, 2007
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Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.
The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.
by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011
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mouse ears

A small but extremely potent hit of cocaine
Yo man, I'm gettin' paid on the twos and fours, you gonna dig me some of these Colombian mouse ears at my crib on the flip side?
by Rondell Lamar Smith February 12, 2007
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