Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

Moofie Monster by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

mookie monster 

Name that NBA players gave to Gloria James, Lebron's mom, because she was known for having sexual relations with several NBA players.

MJ was so sick during "the flue game", because he thought he was the father of mookie monster's son. Later on, it was known that Dell Curry, was the father of that kid.

mookie monster by Trump was elected president January 6, 2017

Mookie monster 

A female who is so visually scary and disgusting

Bruh did u see jaydn. Yeah bro she a motherfucking mookie monster

Mookie monster by The governor August 2, 2021