monteza
A person who thinks that they are the best at everything. They name other’s flaws when they have many. You don’t wanna be this person.
monteza by Hellichopter324 May 23, 2018
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Montevation
The motivational efforts of school pride shown by students attending Monte Sant' Angelo in Sydney. Invented in 2008/ 2009 by the senior leaders. Montevation is characterised by sudden outbursts of spontaneous dancing, on stage at school assemblies or not, accompanied by loud music.
That senior girl was really montivating at assembly last week with her awesome dance moves!!!" "GET MONTIVATED" "I <3 Montevation"
Montevation by shinyness May 28, 2010
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monteza • Monte-Zaro • Montezuma's revenge • Montez • montega • montezuma • Morteza • Montea • Montemayor • Montezuma's Mustache
Morteza
Morteza (aka Mortaza, Murtaza or in Arabic: مرتضى) is an Islamic based name for men dating back to the prophet Muhammad. It is a common Arabic name, as well as Persian name, which translates into "chosen." Another common meaning is "He who God is pleased with."
He is quite favored. He is Morteza.
Morteza by pocahontas gone bad December 16, 2012
montease
1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.
2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.
2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.
"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)
Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)
Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)
montease by Casey Johns January 21, 2009
Morteza
When i first laid eyes on this man i was like "damn, he's hot"!
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Morteza by hisgirlfriendBOO! October 19, 2012
Montez
A Beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. All of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. Montez is amazing.
Montez
Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?
Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?
Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...
Me: Apple users...
Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?
Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?
Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...
Me: Apple users...
Montez by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012
Montez
Montez is a man who can be childish but yet mans up when it comes to someone he really cares about. If you date a Montez, he might play games with you until he realize what you're worth to him. Once he falls in love, he'll stay to be the man of your dreams.
Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!
Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!
Girl: I need a Montez. They seem like food people date.
Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!
Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!
Montez by Lovelyangel1227 July 23, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.