monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

monkey speak

a way of explaining a subject simply through the use of metaphors including monkeys and bananas

bro can you explain inflation in monkey speak for me

by sullybuckets January 16, 2022

Monkey Speak

Black man talk in a rhythmic fashion. I.E rapping.

Dammit boy, turn off that goddam Monkey Speak!

by Pedro Jay July 4, 2011

monkeyspunk

The discharge following monkey masturbation

You covered me in monkeyspunk you masturbating monkey

by Figit February 26, 2003

monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

by stubs June 29, 2003

monkeyspanker

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

by andy thomas August 19, 2003

Monkeyspunk

Term of endearment for a friend

"How's it going monkeyspunk?"

by MikeCamelFucker May 22, 2007